(via diaryofanotherteengirl)



| my child: | mum, can you help me with this project? |
| me: | no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself. |
| my child: | it's a project on harry potter. |
| me: | GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK. |
| people: | are you mad/sad or something? |
| me: | this is just my face |